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Pirate Pick-up Lines

Mr. Estoryahee

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!

Me skull and crossbones aren't the only things I plan on raisin' tonight!

Do ya mind if the parrot watches?

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'?

Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?

Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!

Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
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