Estoryahee

I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!

Don't believe the rumors you've heard... the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.

Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.

They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.

What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?

I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.

Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.

It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.

You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?

Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?

If I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.

Would you care to see my longsword in action?

You look like a maiden in distress, why don't I save you?

Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.

I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?

It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.

Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!

What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?

I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.

Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!

When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.

What a fine set of chalices you have.