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Halloween Pick-up Lines

Mr. Estoryahee


Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!

Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!

Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!

I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...

That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.

When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it's an "in" look.
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