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What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

Want to see my stamp collection?

You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.

If I pet you, would you follow me home?

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear any underwear, and when I do it is usually something erotically exotic...want to see?

I need to dump my load. Do you mind waiting for me on the bonnet of my car?

Pardon me, can I borrow your spatula?

Not only can I palm an NBA basketball, I wear a 13 1/2 size shoe

I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.

Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.

I'm the one responsible for all those crop circles in England.

(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."

Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

Do you think I could borrow that dress/bustier sometime?

Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick.

Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!

Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.

I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting.. Let's meet sometime...

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's