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Whether you're looking for a way to pickup a man or just looking for a good laugh, you'll find both here. These pickup lines to use on men could help with both!

You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!



I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.

Want to take a swim in my ocean?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.

If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm.

Are you a fairytale? [Why?] Because you can't be for real.

You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong.

Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I'm trying to tap that.

I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.]

Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock.

Do these look real?

Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.