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Are you going to ask me out? Or, do I have to lie to my diary?

(Approach a man with a pen or anything and say) Did you drop this? (No.) Oh, it must be a lame excuse for me to talk to you.

Which one of you guys is buying my drinks?

Hey, Leather! You’re with me!

(Brush against him and say) I’m sorry. You look familiar.

(Trip and fall into his lap; then say) I’m sorry! I’m so clumsy.

(If a man is staring, go up to him and say) Well. Do you want to go out or not?

(Send a note via waiter to a man that says) “Here is my phone number. Would you like to have coffee some time?

Didn’t I see you in GQ?

For the younger ladies to use on a boy) I was going to double-date with my friend and her date, but mine canceled. Would you go with me?

You look like a real challenge.

My girlfriend thinks we should meet and go out because we’d be perfect for each other.

Hi! You look interesting.

Maybe my sight’s going, but you’re the hottest guy I’ve seen all night!

You look like the kind of guy who likes pizza and beer.

I love sports.

I love beer.

Did you go to __________(name of high school or college)__________?

How would you like to deliver me from temptation?

I thought about introducing you to my sister, but I’m not that generous.

I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners.

(As you walk by the person you’re attracted to, turn around and say) Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No.) No? Damn!

Was your dad a baker? You’ve got a nice set of buns.

Do you go to ___________(name of gym)________________?

How about going to the game on Saturday?

I’ve got a hot tub at home.

Aren’t you Sheila Graham’s (use any name) cousin?

You look familiar. Did you graduate from The University of Handsome Men?

You’re handsomer than George Clooney and Brad Pitt – rolled into one!