Estoryahee

I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.

I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.

If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.

Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.

My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.

Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.

Yamato - "you seem a bit stiff, but i still got wood"

Gaara - "Ever been shukaku'd?"

Naruto - "I've got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot?"

Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!

Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.

If there was a hentai based on you, I’d buy it.

Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?

I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.

All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.

Why don't you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?

Do they make you in hug pillow?