Estoryahee

Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.

When I came near you, the announcer said “unfreakinbelievable”... I would have to agree.

What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?

I’m like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.
(eyeing the breast plate) I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?

I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.

I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

You wanna ride on my 'hog?

Are you impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.

I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?

I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.

Do you need a Magnum because I’ve got one right here for you. In my pants.