Estoryahee

Here you'll find some of the funniest, cheesiest, sleaziest, nerdiest and weirdest pick up lines that you might seen or not on the net. We've compiled a huge collection of lines and sorted them based on theme. Be warned: some of these pickup lines may backfire to you, so use them at your own risk! :)

11.5.14

Happy Mother's Day

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Anak: Time Keeper ka ba? Mama: Bakit? anak: Bilang mo kase ang oras ng pagpasok, pagkain, paglalaro, pagpapahinga at kung ano pa.. Boy: Pape...
9.5.14

Magnum

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Gusto ko ng MAGNUM ? Para ako ang MAGNUMber one sa puso mo Kape ka ba? kasi ang HOT HOT mo. Puro ka HAHA, pag ako nainis sayo HAH...
8.5.14

Google ka ba?

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GOOGLE ka ba? kasi nasa'yo na ang lahat ng hinahanap ko...
20.2.14

Photographer

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B: you know.... people always ask me why I love taking pictures of you. G: and.... ? B: i told them, its because i love watching her smile...

Review

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B: Nag review kana ba? G: Bakit? B: Kasi mamaya, papasagutin kita.... Estoryahee....
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