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Pick-up Lines 01.20.12

Mr. Estoryahee

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

If I could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?


Boy oto : Humps ka ba
Girl : bakit?
Boy oto : kasi napapahinto ako pag nakikita kita!

Boy : Humps ka ba?
Girl : Bakit?
Boy : Kasi Nababaliw ako sayo! May Sayad ako sayo eh! ang dami pa!
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