Estoryahee

I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys.

I'm a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?

I can get you off Santa's naughty list.

Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.

I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!

Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy.

I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSync. Want to meet them?

No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.