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Valentines Day Pick-up Lines
Mr. Estoryahee
Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
You've got to be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true
I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I'm as sweet as can be.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breathe away.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (Her: No.) Well then, please start.
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous!
Is your last name Gillette cause your the best a man can get.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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