The Man of Steel Pick-Up Lines

Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?
I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.
You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?
Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.
You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.
I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.
I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we’ve got to get rid of them immediately.
Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?
You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes...
You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?
They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.
They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!
My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.
As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.
I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.
It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.
Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.
Wanna go see the wonders of the world?
As it happens, the suit does come off.
Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?
Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
They say I’m faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?
Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.
I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now... wanna come along for the ride?

Science Fiction Geek Pick-up Lines

Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?
Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
"Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby."
Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
Nice Asimov.
Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.
Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.

Pick-up Lines for Math Geeks and Nerds

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Hey baby, what's your sine?
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge
Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
I wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded
My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
You've got more curves than a triple integral.
Honey, you're sweeter than pi.
If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we'd make one.
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?
Wanna expand my polynomial?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
Hey...nice asymptote.
i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
Can i explore your mean value?
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.

Twilight Pick-up Lines

Edward's Pick Up Lines:

Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?
My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.
Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can’t I stop dazzling people?
I have a private island. Wanna see it?
Hi, I’m Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.
I’m an addict. Will you be my heroin?



Jacob's Pick Up Lines:

I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Will you be the mother of my puppies?
Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.
So…how do you feel about dogs?
I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’
You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit.
Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?
You know what they say, right? Once you go "Black" you never go back.

Visayan Pick-up Lines

boy: miss unsa network imo gamit?
girl: sun
boy: dili guba ang network ron? sun sad ko di ko katawag.
girl: dili man
boy: itype daw imo number sa ako cp kay ako i.misscall tingalig ako cp ang guba...

Boy: Miss, Iphone ka?
Girl: di ko ganahan touch2x, keypad ra. Y man?
Boy: Aw ok, please TYPE KITA.
Girl: Estoryahee...

The Pacquiaos'
Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tayu anu magandang name?
Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin."MANKY"...
Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: Oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.
Manny: Talaga 'nay? Anu?
Aling Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)

Guy: Mura gyud kag Ms. Universe.
Girl: Ngano man?
Guy: Kay gwapa gyud ka bisag unsang ANGOLA

Boy: Pwede uyab nata?
Girl: Dili!
Boy: Kadungog ka sa ako gi-sulti?
Girl: Oo.
Boy: Unsa man daw beh?
Girl: Pwede uyab na ta?
Boy: Pwede kaayo!

Girl: Miss mo ba ako?
Boy: Miss pa karun, pila ka adlaw nalang Misis na tika...

Boy:Uy, Babe! Ingon sa doktor, grabe na jud daw ang akong sakit sa kasing-kasing...
Girl: Ha? Unsa man ang gi-ingon sa Doktor?
Boy: Duha ra daw akong pilion...
..it's either ICU or you see me

Boy: alam mo para kang drugs...
Girl: bakit? nakaka-adik ba ako?
Boy: asa ka pa... panira ka kc sa buhay ko eh....

Boy: Mo Shift nakog Civil Engg.
Girl: Huh? ngano man? pagsure dha ba!
Boy: Lagi.. Kay magbuhat ko ug taytayan padulong sa imong kasing-kasing.

Boy: Kahibaw ba ka mura gyud kag paliya!
Girl: ha? kay nganu man?
Boy: bisan unsa pa ka pait sa akong nasinati diha kanimo,ikaw gihapon ang sustansya nga gipangeta aning akong dughan.

boy: ABC
girl: huh?!
boy: Alway Be Careful
girl: ahh, then?!
boy: DEFG
girl: ?
boy: Don't Ever Forget Girl.
girl: forget, that?
boy: i'm HI
girl: HI?!
boy: Happy Inlove
girl: so?
boy: JKLM...
girl: ?
boy: Just keep Loving Me..
girl: so, how about..
NOPQRSTUVWXYZ
boy(nag iisip):
No Other
Person Quite
Reasonable
Shall Treat U
Very Well
Xcept me,.
You'll Zee!!!
girl: ETYH
boy: huh?
girl: ES
......TOR
......YA
......HEE!

Boy: miss maayu kag algebra sa?
Girl: huh? uu.. ngano man?
Boy: can u substitute my x?

Boy: miss,ako ang mag papa-aral sau bastat ang pag aralan mo lang ay kung paano mo ako mamahalin....

Boy: miss,naa ky gidala nga keyboard dha??
Girl: wala raba,ngano mn??
Boy: type mn gd tika.......

Boy: hala!kuwang lage ug isa ka star ang langit?
Girl: huh?ngano mn??
Boy: ky naa mn gd sa akong a2bangan ang isa.......

Boy: miss,mo ayo ka ug relo?
Girl: dile raba,y man unta diay??
Boy: ky mohunong mn gud ang oras kung motan.aw ko nmo....

Boy: miss,ni kaon kag asukar?
Girl: wala raba,y mn unta??
Boy: tam.is mn gud kaau imong smile......

Boy: miss,naa ky map dha??
Girl: wala raba,ngano mn?
Boy: mawala mn gud ko kung magtan.aw ko nmo...

Boy: miss,wala ka kapoya?
Girl: wala mn,y man diay??
Boy: cge mn gd kag dagan2x sakong huna2x..

Boy: miss,naa ky botelya dha??
Girl: wala raba,ngano mn unta??
Boy: nangita mn gd kog kasudlan sakong gugma.......

Boy: miss,diretso bani didto??
Girl: dritso sa asa man??
Boy: dritso sa imong kasing kasing bah.....

Boy: miss,naguba mn akong celpon oi...
Girl: ngano mn diay na??
Boy: wala mn gd imong number ngari......

Girl: sir,ngano tab.ang mn ang inyong kape??
Boy: akala ko kasi sapat na ang matatamis mong ngiti......

Boy:miga...tan.awa ang akong brief made in USA..
kabalo ko asa na himo imong tshirt....
Girl:asa mn daw beh
Boy: (sabay kab.ot sa luyo sa kwelyo sa t-shirt....)...made in heaven

Boy: dili lang naku e-post sa FB nga love tika ha?
Girl: ha? ngano man? dili ka ganahan maka hibaw ang kalibutan nga love ko nimu?
Boy: huh? Ikaw raman akong kalibutan...

boy: kabalo ba ka, mura ka ug password?
girl: Ngano mn?
boy: dili tika pwede malimtan..
girl:
boy: pro pwede tika ilisdan..

boy: miss?? kahibawo ba ka?
girl: unsa nman sad na nga ka cornihan ron?
boy: wa na lge koy mahuna-huna.an
girl: hahaha da mayra!
boy: kay ikaw rman gud pirmi naa sa aku huna huna

boy: miga unsa diay imo name?
girl: ako name kay leah mae
boy: pila na imong edad?
girl: 23 na intawon ngano mn?
boy: aw pwedi na kaayo hehehe
girl: huh? unsay pwedi ba?
boy: pwedi gyud... pwedi na ta magminyo ba hahaha

girl: migo unsa imong name
boy: Estor miga
girl: taga-diin ka migo?
boy: Nganong nangutana pa man ka nga taga diin ko??
girl: huh?? nangutana lang ngano diay?
boy: dili na man ka angay mangutana kung taga-diin ko kay nagpuyo man ko sa imong heart.

miss pharmasist ka no
ngano kahibawo man ka?
nanimaho man gud kang tambal

boy: "miss, totoy ko"
girl: "unsa? bastos! *SLAPS BOY*"
boy: "hmmph, totoy akong pangan ba!"

boy: "miss, imoha ning ballpen?"
girl: ay dili:
boy: "abi nakog imo, unsa diay ngalan nato miss?"

-classmate......... classmate.......... diba ikaw to si kuan.....
-tingala ang babae
-familiar kaayo ka, kinsa gali to imo pangalan miss :-)

hi...patextsa ko beh kai wala nakoi balance....ingna nya ko ha ug ni reply...

guy: (manuktok sa office o cubicle ba run sa girl...)
muingon ka dayun... mis kita ka ug gwapo ni sulod diri?
gurl: wla man...
guy: mubalik kaha ko ug sulod?

hi!!! naka celpon pwde pa txt nag low batt man gud ko...cge para mo salig ka...guniti ako bag... ( nig gunit nimo sa fon miscoli dayon imo fon hehheeh

Boy: Kuha unya ko og driver's license nimu miss.
Girl: Adto sa LTO ohhh.. nano ari man ka naku?
Boy: Because you're driving me crazy.

boy: nilaag mn ka pggbie miss noh
gurl: wala mn... nganu d.i
boy: naabot mn ka sa akong damgo gud!...

boy: miga wa ka kapoya?
girl: ha? wa man ngano?
boy: ganina ra man gud ka nag dagan2x sa akong huna2x

boy: miss naa ky eraser?
gurl: wla rba, nganu mn?
boy: i erase ta tka sa akong huna2x....

boy: Is your last name Gillette?
gurl: dli rba... y mn??
boy: Because you’re the best a man can get.

guy: naa kay ball pen??
girl: naa.. (ghtag ang ballpen)
guy: di lagi mu-agi??
girl: mu-agi na oi.. tka rka..
guy: ows?? suwat imu number beh..

guy: day, tudloi gud ko ug pag translate
girl: cge, go
guy: unsay iningles sa gugma
girl: love
guy: sa ghigugma tika
girl: i love you
guy: i love you too.

boy: miss, out-of-school ka?
girl: huh? nganu ka.ingon man ka ana?
boy: kada adlaw man ka cge tambay sakong huna2 gud...

boy: miss.. snatcher ka saona sah??
girl: huh?? dili mn.. y mn??
boy: ahwz.. imo man lagi gi snatch akong kasing2..

Gi-rape ang babaye...
girl: tabaaang!!!
rapist: ayaw syagit, moundang ko ron!
girl: sige ayaw nalaaaang!

boy: drummer ka miss?
girl: dli ui...y man?
boy: you make my heart beat man gud...

boy: sakit miga?
girl: huh? unsa?
boy: sakit ba ang pagka hagbong nimo gikan sa langit?

boy: pila ang height nimo miga?
girl: 5'6 rah oi..
boy: dako d.i ka, gi-unxa kha nmo pag sulod sa akong kasing-kasing.

girl: unsa imong gusto nga course inig college nmo?
boy: scientist..
girl: nganu gud kalisod ana?
boy: para ikaw akong LAB.

boy: miss! taxi driver ka?
girl: unsa? ug ngano nka ingon man ka ana?
boy: nagkalayo atong byahe nagka - mahal kita

boy: rainbow ka miss?...
girl: rainbow? nganu gud tawn?
boy: because you colored my life...

Boy: (gitunulan si girl ug patay nga buwak)
Girl: Unsa mana?
Boy: Mao ni ako kung wla ka.

boy: miss ... ga trabaho ka's VECO?
girl: dili man! ngano diay?
boy: kung magtapad man gud ta .. ma feel nako ang spark!

kung smoker ang babae
excuse mi miga na.a kay lighter?
(hatag balik ang lighter)

unsa gani tong ngan miga?
(kung mo hatag pangan payter)

na.a kay globe na cellphone miga?
(kung globe siya payter pajud... kung smart ok rasad)

(kung globe siya) ay globe raba sad ko miga... pwede ngayo number?